WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?!?!

Oh yeah? That's what you think!
Why are you telling me?!
NO!
I CAN'T STAND IT!!
...my new philosophies. Either the wisdom of the Peanuts is way beyond their years, or we all relate to little 8 year olds. Or both.

Legally Blind

Some people are blind. Some people choose to be blind. You see?

Who the Fuck are you?

Do you know who I am? Do I know who you are? ....no. Not yet. This is NOT a game of "Who the fuck are you". This could not be more poignant at the moment. Jeff Vader has just summed up my life this past week. ;P

I pis u awf juz coz I fill like it...

With the crap that surrounds me at the moment...it was nice to take a breather in a magical kingdom far far away (about 47 minutes on the train to be exact). Tokyo DisneySea. And we found this little gem of a merchandise...having read that it was suitable for children above the age of 6, we decided it was safe for us to use. From that moment forth, we became known as the most annoying people in the entire park. I present to you the world's single most brilliant and simultaneously annoying piece of mechandise ever.......

Evil has no roots

Day 18 of not smoking...has brought the evil out of me. The lack of nicotine has turned me into some sort of psychopathic, foul-mouthed, time bomb. And to celebrate my descent into the dark (but non-smoking) side of life...here's what I'd look like if I was in Harry Potter...or rather...if I were in Slytherin House ready to join the Death Eaters in their attempt to end Harry Potter. I would be a long lost Lestrange cousin (of the Eastern branch)...Yuji Lestrange. HA!

Summer makes me HOT!

This is Taka. Yoshiko and I made him. Isn't he cool?

And what's even cooler is meeting up with one of my mates from Australia. It's been seriously ages since I last caught up with her (and her boy). Here's Hilz and I looking hot to trot with borrowed shades in Burton - Omotesando.

Tie me to the train tracks...

August...deep in the heart of hell's season. Sweat beads on the brows of those affected. ...affected by the wrath of Pisceans.

...he who dares, dares to challenge.
...he who challenges, dares to question.
...he who questions, shall have bestowed upon them...

...the....EVIL EYE!

I, my, me, mine....just me me me!

Dying computer + brand new computer = lack of posts

But happy to say, there's a new computer in my life. His name is Rodrigo and he's big and powerful. Just the way I like it.

Now for a video which reflects how I've been - "I, My, Me, Mine" *by Polysics....
...featuring STRONG MACHINE #2!!!!
She frickin' ROCKS!!

Oooh, Heaven is a Place in Tokyo...

Just when you thought the world was safe from the evil clutches of Team Rocket...

I promise I'm not addicted...but after seeing this...I know where I'm going on my next day off!

Crossing the line too...

Monique was being a bitch.

By the way, check out my terrif' nautical get-up! Gimpin' good fun y'all!

Crossing the line...

Just 2 weeks back from Hong Kong now...and am dying to go back. It was too much fun. Eating like a spoilt brat, shopping like a spoilt brat...and generally acting up like a spoilt brat for the entire 10 days I was there. .....it thoroughly tickled my fancy pants.


Now, back to reality...well...at least virtual reality. Actually....far from any reality. I have recently moved to a quaint little town called Grooby V. It's a fairly green town with a little river running through, headed with a small waterfall. Down the south side of the town is the beach. The residents however, are a bit odd. Yes....I'm living with animals. Cute, but unbelievably grumpy little fuckers. You'd be shocked at the whoring that goes on in this place. (And this was meant for kids?) I mean, how am I suppose to react to a female horse (sporting a yellow bondage mask) when she trots up to me and tells me "not to freak out or get jealous" coz she likes to chat up other guys at the same time. And she ain't the only town slut...anyway...


...as intriguingly inappropriate as some of these beasts are, Animal Crossing: Wild World for the DS is unexplainably addictive. It's my new crack.

Step aside kiddies...these bitches are mine!

Everyone's a little bit....

Counting Down...

I should be packing.
I should be sleeping.
I should not be playing DS.
I should not be drinking coffee at this time of night.
I should not be trying to watch as many episodes of Entourage as humanly possible.
I should not be dancing around like a moron.
I should not be writing this blog.

4 more hours till I have to wake up (assuming I'm going to sleep at all) to catch the plane to the airport!! WOOHOO!!

...in the shape of a girl...

...there couldn't have been a more perfect pairing for Fashion Rocks. Bjork and Alexander McQueen's collabs are always engaging!

More than meets the eye...

More than meets the eye?
I hope so.
Robots in disguise?
You KNOW SO!
A little excited, and a whole lot impatient for this movie. Though...I guess we'll just have to wait patiently to see if this lets down or not.

....now all we need is Dark Knight to come soon...July 2008 just isn't soon enough I'm afraid.

You bad bad boy...

One of my fave vids of Robbie.

...next up...Bjork x McQueen.

proudly brought to you by....QUARANTINE

So in just a week and a half, I shall be touching down in Hong Kong. It's been 10 long years since I've visited that place...hopefully, there are no more traces of SARS, or bird flus, or rampant muppets on the streets. I've heard Hong Kong's tidied its image up. Fingers crossed.

...and God created 'Cool'.

And he is the embodiment of 'Cool'. David Bowie that is.

King of Queens & the Queen of Queen

You know it's one of the world's greatest moments when 2 of the world's greatest pop icons band together to sing one of the world's greatest songs from one of the world's greatest bands in tribute to one of the world's greatest man of the music world.

David Bowie. Annie Lennox. Queen.

Under Pressure.

Freddy Mercury...

Chipmunk Kisses

And I finally found this pic from September last year. Kristy's farewell trip to Tokyo DisneySea. It turns out that this was on her camera all along. (And to think that I thought I was just imagining that I had this photo taken! HA!)

Tiger Smashes Window

I assure you...I'm not slacking off. The past TWO times I wrote an update for this blog, my crappy craputer crapped out on me and left me in a crappy mood. So I got fed up. (I was even eloquent in those now-lost updates....ELOQUENT I tell you!! Crappy craputer!)

So it's definitely time for a new puter. Hopefully the next puter won't be the crappy kind. Something powerfu...something with endurance, strength, reliability, stability, and a sleek body wouldn't hurt. Something that'll keep me locked in my apartment for months - keep me from spending any more money on shoes. Well...the hunt begins I guess...

...as for this craptastic piece of work (aka a Toshiba Satellite)...well...I was ready to hurl the damned thing off the balcony. But I guess it'll make for a reasonable door stop. .....unless it decides to crap on that task too...in which case it would have to be the crappiest, craptastic, Crapshiba Craputer EVER! Just CRAP I tells ya! CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP!

On a side note...I'm in debt to my Mac. The dandy little angel has brought me nothing but satisfaction and reliability for 5 and a half years! And it's still kickin' ass. Brandon (the TiBook) is slim, lightweight, yet muscled as all get-out for such a little guy! It's quite a piece of work. And Tiger purrs on it. In fact, I think I feel the urge to state the obvious: Tiger craps all over XP. Adam was right to succumb to the forbidden Apple.

Amen.

PS: 300 rocks a little earthquake...check it out! Style over substance....but OH what STYLE it boasts! ....could almost forgive the lack of substance.

Bored? Try this...

Only in Japan...would people play such a cerebral, thought-intensive game.

French Kiss with Tongue

Firstly, this is NOT one of my videos (no matter HOW many stars I wish upon that it was). It's a video that I came across linked from a link from another linnk which linked to some link from my link of videos linked to my own youtube video links. Got that? .....anyway.....enjoy! (Kinda makes you wanna work at Disneyland just to see something like this....yeah?)

Raging Yuji!

This is a video taken while riding Raging Spirits at Tokyo DisneySea in March this year. I finally had the courage to defy the Disney staff and sneak my camera on the ride (hence why the start and end is cut off so abruptly). It was quite an operation!! I shoved the camera up my sleeve, hopped onto the ride, and waited till we pulled out of the station and out of sight from all cast members, then I whipped it out and turned it on....ENJOY!

To-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-TONKOTSU RA-MEN!!!

Tingling loins...

Alice is back!! Kill those muthafarken zombos ALICE! Kill 'em GOOD!

And now for something completely different...

Just when you thought the world was free from prejudice...

E-quus 80s style...

Ever wonder what the hell it'd be like to be an animal?

Ever wonder what the hell it'd be like to be a horse?

Ever wonder what the hell it'd be like to be popular in the 80s?

Ever wonder what the hell it'd be like to come from China?

Well...I was wondering these things in no particular order, for no particular reason, and I've come to the conclusion that I would feel like a My Little Pony.

So here it is: "My Yuji Pony"

Let's Ranting a Little...

Apologies first for the random rant...but...

I detest being spammed by wannabes on MySpace who think that having a large number of "friends" on their list equates to being "popular" and to achieve this, they will spam hundreds of random people to "friend" them. Grrrrrrr.....and then the countless number of messages from nerdy dorks who think that this new female "friend" (who just spammed them) geniunely wants to be their new "friend". Oh bro-ther!

End rant here.
(I made it smaller so that it seems like a short rant...so if you can't read it, it's probably a good thing - you ain't missin' much.)

Huge-ass.

Bambi BEWARE !

Step aside Bambi...big brother's here!

A very sexy mistake!

Finally, I have properly finished what I had started about 8 years ago! From that crappy little doodle of me as a Futurama character on that crappy piece of napkin while having coffee with Naoto....to that revized doodle done at work....to now...the finished version.....8 years in the making....cometh thy transparency-gif!

Blog Number Gazillion and One

So this is about the gazillionth blog I've kicked around the web. Whatever - blogs are like shoes, you can never have too many, and there's always a need for a different one for each different mood.

So here it is. Enjoy this fresh new emptiness and fingers crossed that this blog will live at least as long as my crappy Toshiba craputer. :P