Now, back to reality...well...at least virtual reality. Actually....far from any reality. I have recently moved to a quaint little town called Grooby V. It's a fairly green town with a little river running through, headed with a small waterfall. Down the south side of the town is the beach. The residents however, are a bit odd. Yes....I'm living with animals. Cute, but unbelievably grumpy little fuckers. You'd be shocked at the whoring that goes on in this place. (And this was meant for kids?) I mean, how am I suppose to react to a female horse (sporting a yellow bondage mask) when she trots up to me and tells me "not to freak out or get jealous" coz she likes to chat up other guys at the same time. And she ain't the only town slut...anyway...
...as intriguingly inappropriate as some of these beasts are, Animal Crossing: Wild World for the DS is unexplainably addictive. It's my new crack.
Step aside kiddies...these bitches are mine!







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