Monday, May 14, 2007

Tiger Smashes Window

I assure you...I'm not slacking off. The past TWO times I wrote an update for this blog, my crappy craputer crapped out on me and left me in a crappy mood. So I got fed up. (I was even eloquent in those now-lost updates....ELOQUENT I tell you!! Crappy craputer!)

So it's definitely time for a new puter. Hopefully the next puter won't be the crappy kind. Something powerfu...something with endurance, strength, reliability, stability, and a sleek body wouldn't hurt. Something that'll keep me locked in my apartment for months - keep me from spending any more money on shoes. Well...the hunt begins I guess...

...as for this craptastic piece of work (aka a Toshiba Satellite)...well...I was ready to hurl the damned thing off the balcony. But I guess it'll make for a reasonable door stop. .....unless it decides to crap on that task too...in which case it would have to be the crappiest, craptastic, Crapshiba Craputer EVER! Just CRAP I tells ya! CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP!

On a side note...I'm in debt to my Mac. The dandy little angel has brought me nothing but satisfaction and reliability for 5 and a half years! And it's still kickin' ass. Brandon (the TiBook) is slim, lightweight, yet muscled as all get-out for such a little guy! It's quite a piece of work. And Tiger purrs on it. In fact, I think I feel the urge to state the obvious: Tiger craps all over XP. Adam was right to succumb to the forbidden Apple.

Amen.

PS: 300 rocks a little earthquake...check it out! Style over substance....but OH what STYLE it boasts! ....could almost forgive the lack of substance.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey,how's ur toshiba laptop?any comments?

Unknown said...

My Toshiba Craptop is beyond help. The screen konked out about 8 months ago, then the optical drive was spazzing out and now it sometimes reads and rarely writes, and it likes to shut itself down whenever I'm doing something important (irregardless of HOW strenuous the task isn't!)

It ain't a virus, it ain't ad/malware and it ain't a trojan. It's a Toshiba!

Btw...I read your blog, I also had a Spont.Pneumathorax when I was in Uni!